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Great addition to my collection
“Great addition to my collection. Love the smell too!”
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Smells Like I Own This F*cking Place Soy Candle — a bold, funny statement candle for anyone who's earned the confidence to say it out loud.
Ships in 3–5 days with gift-ready packaging, so it's ready to hand over exactly as it arrives — no extra wrapping needed.
Hand-poured from 100% natural soy wax, individually hand-finished, with your choice of fragrance.
Available scents: Dark Amber Musk · Mango Papaya · Cucumber Water & Melon · Tropical Guava · Sandalwood Rose · Shea & Coconut
Perfect for
- New homeowner or new job gifts
- Housewarming parties
- A confident, funny gift for a friend
- Wax: 100% natural soy wax
- Fragrance: Phthalate-free oils
- Wick: Lead-free cotton wick
Standard shipping is $5.99 and takes 5–7 business days after dispatch (free on orders over $50). Express shipping is $30 and takes 2–3 business days after dispatch. Handmade orders ship within 3–5 business days. Returns accepted within 7 days of delivery; items must be unused and in original packaging.
Trim wick to ¼" before each burn. Keep away from drafts and flammable materials. Never leave burning unattended. For best results, allow wax to pool to the edges on first burn.
